I used to make stuff up in my bio all the time, I found it so inspirational

~Stephen Colbert 

I'm a media-loving fiend with a penchant for perusing the Chinese entertainment news corner of the internet. Which is unusual considering my humble beginnings in good ole Hershey, PA. It's all thanks to Jacky Cheung (張學友). 

Having roughed it internationally, I currently call the rotten cabbage dumpster fire known as NYC my home. When not slaving for the man, I pursue several of my comedic endeavors. Though I've recognized I'm definitely not morally bankrupt enough to pursue it professionally.  I love my twisted life but hope to eventually return to the Middle Kingdom where I can twist it more. (Until my life is but an old towel that has the tensile strength of floss)  

These are my thoughts.